Dis is Tigger speaking. I iz not happy. I haz not been feelings good, and mom and dad are stuffing nasty-tasting stuff in my mouf every morning and evening. Yuck!
Then, I keep gettin stuffed in mai carrier and took to da V-E-T. Today, wuz furry humiliating. Dey cutted off all mai belleh furz and smeered some cold goo all offur mai belleh, and goin round and round wif some kind of ball thingy.
It didn't hurt, but I wuz not happy. How long will it takes for mai furz to grow back? I iz nekkid underneath. Iz not funny.
Signed, Da Tigger