What An Insult!

Deer Furriends!

Dis is Tigger, and I is taking offur blogging dooties frum Jigsaw today, cuz he dun fell over frum shock when he read dis notice we found posted today.

We got to da kitchin, and der, on da fridge, wuz dis note:

Rules for the Cats:

1.  The hallway is not a race track!
2.  Your sister is not a punching bag; do not bop her on the head.
3.  There is nothing in the closet that concerns cats.
4.  The sound of shoelaces being tied is not a call to action!
5.  The water bowl is not a washing basin for toys.
6.  The couch is not your scratching post.
7.  Two O’clock in the morning is not playtime!
8.  Human food, not cat food is kept in the refrigerator; keep your noses out!
9.  Pillows are for human heads, not cat butts.
10. Pens, pencils and electrical cords are not for chewing.

We wuz incensed!  How dare da hoomans make up such roolz fur us, after all we haz done in bein' der, and taking care wif purr songs and all.

What does you finks?  Should we haz a hunger strike?  A mutiny?  Excape owtside?

Sundee

Today iz a lazy day, too...kinda like Sleepy Sattidy....but mom iz bizzy in her art place, so we gets to do more nappying. Today we is just putting up sum ideaz, but dey not parts of a story or news...just thinkings.

Mom is working on sum new kitty signs for people. They say fun things on dem... and she has dem in her shop at Etsy.com. (See the EFA button at da top right...click, it takes you der.)

She sez she is making sum doggy ones, too. We don't sees why, but mom say only fairs. We know kitties rule, anyways, so I guess it's ok. We kin let da doggies have der funs. MOL

Oh, good greef...now she sez sum peeples wants signs for horsies. I don't tink peeples keep horsies in der houses, do you? Do horsies use da litter box? ROFMOL!!

Heer is a joke: Why did da kitty cross da road? ... Cuz dat's where da chickens went! MOL We iz so funny!

Now, we is gonna go see if mom dusted off da video cam yet..and bugs her til she duz. Den, we go back to our nappying.

See you laters. Look for Mischievous Monday post tomorrow.

s...Tigger, Jigsaw, Munchkin and Patches