Now, I knows a lot of our furriends out there has gorgeeus floofy furz like mine. (Pardon me while I groom.) Ok..where wuz I? Oh, yess, my floofy furz.
Well, I happen to fink my furz are just purrfect da way dey are. But mom is allus chasin me wif da brushy thing, and flattening my floof. I no likes. I makes her chase and follow me all offur da house when I see da brushy thing come out.
She gets done, an my furz are all flat an clingin' to me, an then I haz to shake and floof myself back up again. Anodder reason I no likes, is cuz when my furz is all flat, I look smaller, and I iz a big kitteh!
Do yous likes to be brushed down? Mebbee I should takes a poll, and show Mom da results. (Only if dey comes out in my fafur, howefur. MOL)