Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Wordy Wensdee

Hai, folks!

   OMC!  We don't finks Patches iss gonna git an purresents!  She wuz a horrible grump dis mornin' and she even growled and hissed at mom when she wuz gettin' her medicins.  She usully neffur does dat, but today she iss in a furry bad mood.

   We fink iss because Dad locked her out of da bedroom agin las' nite, so she iss grumpy today.  Jiggy thot it wuz funny to make her madder, an he kept runnin up an jumpin offur her.  She screeched like sumone wuz hurtin' her, but he didn't even touch her!  Mai goodness!

   Den, Jiggy jus ran past her in da hall, and Patches growled agin...and der wuz at least space fur anodder kitteh between dem.  After dat, she wuz jus sittin in da hallway all by herselfs, practicin' her swear-words.   Patchy-cat, you better watch out, or Sandy Claws iss gonna furgit yur stocking!

   Signed, Tigger

   Say, Munchkin, you better watch out yurself.  You had da nite crazies las nite, and you got booted outta da beans room too.   An you gits into stuffs alla time.  I sees you!

   Signed, Jigsaw Puzzle

    Okay, Jiggy...dat's enuf of blamin' yer antics on me!  You gits into way more stuffs than I do.I sees you!  You is allus in da village under da bean's tree!

    Signed, Munchkin

  Ok fur you, Munchie!  You gits no purresents either--you iss telling big stories 'bout me!

     Signed, Jigsaw

(Mom reclaims the keyboard)

Goodness!  Squabbling cats!   Lying cats!  The only true story is Tigger's--Patches was in a foul mood this morning.  All of them are guilty of getting into the village...and blaming each other.  ... ... What to do?  No presents for any kitties this year?   Hmmm... I will have to seriously consider whether or not I'm dressing as Sandy Claws this year....


Catline Crew said...

We have it on good authority that all kitties are on Santa's good list. Presents for all! Merry Christmas

The Creek Cats said...

We hope Patches mood improves soon! Maggie May has also been in a mood today!

We are wishing you and your family a Furry Merry Chrissymouse!

The Island Cats said...

We hope Patches' mood improves and all of you start behaving yourselves! We want you to get presents...not lumps of coal!!

Anonymous said...

Oh dear. We think they all have a little holiday stress. We are sure they will all feel better when they've had a nice Chrismas meal and lots of presents.

Harry Spotter said...

Merry Christmas to you and to your family. I know all kitties are getting presents so take heart.