(Yaaawwwwwnn. Streeetccccchhhhh). Oh? Time to get up? Already? I thot we jus went to sleep!
Mom an Dad went out las nite an left us all alones fur like haff da nite! Dey boff put on cowboy hats an boots an left us. We don' know where dey went, but we don finks dey went cowboyin', cuz dey dad had on der best coats, an no had muds on der shoes when dey got home.
But, dey seemed furry happy when dey got back, an we got pets an scritches, an did not get chased offa da bed. So I guess it iss ok if dey goes out like dat sumtimes. Dey haz been kinda grumpy lately, and today it feels better around heer.
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OMC....mom left da compooter fur a few minits, and lookit what happened! I guess dat's why we needs a typist--our pawsies are tooooo big to fit on da keys quite rite. We wuz tryin to say we hopes all our furriends haz a great day!
Back to the serious business of nappin.