Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Rulez of Da Howse

It is time we set down sum rulez. 

1)    Da cats iz allus right.
2)    If da beans iz right, see rule #1.
3)    Cats allus haz da right-of-way.  It no matters if da 
       beans iz carryin' stuff & can't see where dey're
       goin--cats jus haz da right-of-way.
4)    Food bowlz mus stay full all day long.  Jus in case.
5)    Nappys mus not be disturbed, speshully not wif da
       flashy box!
6)    There are neffur enuf toyz.  It no matters if we no play
        wif most of dem most of da times.  Der still
        must be lots of  toyz, so if we feels like playin, da toyz
        is der.  Jus in case.  Jus like da food.
7)    Clean laundry iz fur nappy pilez.  Dirty laundry iz fur
       playin wif.
8)    Tables are not fur beans to eat at--dey iz lookout
       perches.  Get used to it!
9)    If we haz honored a bean wif our purresence in der lap,
       dey mus not get up and knock us off.  We 
       will decide when dey may get offa da couch.
10)  "Meow" means lotsa fings.  Iz up to you beans to figger
       out what, at da time.

An those are da rulez of da howse.  Are we clear?

Signed,   Jigsaw, Munchkin, Patches and Tigger


Furkidsmom said...

Thank you for pawing those rules...we're going to show them to Mom!

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Anonymous said...

I completely agree, there are never enough toys!

The Island Cats said...

We're with you!! Those rules are great!

Maggie May said...

You guys have some pawsome rules!!

Inigo Flufflebum and d'Artagnan Rumblepurr said...

Yeah!! You tell em!!

Simba said...

Those can be the rules at our house too. Very good insight for us all.

The Crew said...

Well said!! Too bad you have to post these rules, though. It must mean you're having some troubles training your humans. No matter...just keep at it and they'll learn eventually. I've been training mine for over 12 years and can boast almost total success.


Glogirly and Katie said...

Rules to live by!
I'm going to print this out and paste it to Glogirly's forehead. ...wait, I'll paste it to Gloman's AND Glogirly's foreheads. That way each of them will have no excuse for not looking at the rules. And maybe all that paste will help the rules sink in.

(Glogirly's cat)