It is time we set down sum rulez.
1) Da cats iz allus right.
2) If da beans iz right, see rule #1.
3) Cats allus haz da right-of-way. It no matters if da
beans iz carryin' stuff & can't see where dey're
goin--cats jus haz da right-of-way.
4) Food bowlz mus stay full all day long. Jus in case.
5) Nappys mus not be disturbed, speshully not wif da
6) There are neffur enuf toyz. It no matters if we no play
wif most of dem most of da times. Der still
must be lots of toyz, so if we feels like playin, da toyz
is der. Jus in case. Jus like da food.
7) Clean laundry iz fur nappy pilez. Dirty laundry iz fur
8) Tables are not fur beans to eat at--dey iz lookout
perches. Get used to it!
9) If we haz honored a bean wif our purresence in der lap,
dey mus not get up and knock us off. We
will decide when dey may get offa da couch.
10) "Meow" means lotsa fings. Iz up to you beans to figger
out what, at da time.
An those are da rulez of da howse. Are we clear?
Signed, Jigsaw, Munchkin, Patches and Tigger