Mai, goodness, but Patches was an old grump dis morning! She ran away down da hall when Mom wuz trying to give her da daily medicins, and when Mom finally gotted her, she screamed and screeched and growled, and hissed, and struggled and made Mom drop herz!
Then Dad came to help, an he picked her up, and she screeched summore! We don't know what got into her, but you can believe we all kept our distance! We wants no part of dat cattitude! Usually, Mom haz no problems given her da medicins. She gits it in before da Patchy-Cat knows what's goin' on. Not today!
What set her off like dat? We don't knows...Mom and Dad were busy, and Patches wuz just roamin' around da howse like normal. No one stepped on her paws or tripped offur her, or anything. She jus decided to be an old grouch! Mewf!
After three tries, Mom finally gotted her medicins into her, but what a battle! We don't blame Patches fur not likin' pillz stuffed into herz mowf, but like we said, usually not so hard...she's used to it, we finks.
Now, Mom sez she haz to go do sum werks, cuz she iz not gonna be home on Mondee, so she haz to make up in ad-vance fur takin time off. I guess dat means we git extry naps today.
We sees you later, furriends!