Well, furriends, I just don't know wot to tell you, and we don't know wot to finks! But our beans were gone all day long yestidee, they did not git home until it wuz dark owtside,and our dinner wuz furry late! As if dat wuz not bad enuf..they had da nerve to come in smellin of woofies!!!
We dunno wot wuz goin' on, but we iz not amuzed! Den, to top it all off, they wuz 'tired' an went to bed early, and we got no play time at all!!
What the mew?!?!?!
We hopes we iz not gittin abandonded fur woofies!! Wot do you finks we should do abowt dis situashun???
Signed, Jigsaw Puzzle, Esq.