Dis iss Tigger agin. We wuz laffin at da cute name our furriends thot up. Mom thot dey wuz all furry cute, and she speshully likes 'Breaks Into Cupboards' and 'Knocks Over Chairs.' Hee hee Well, I finally thot up Munchkin's name..an she ackchulyy haz a few: "Chews on Shoelaces," "Combs Peeples Hair," and "Drinks frum Faucits."
Furriday iss treats day, and Dad gave us extry treats. But den he said 'Dat's it--we iss all out.' Uh, oh; we no likes to heer dat! I allus tries to purrtend in a few minints like I didn't git any, and follow him goin' 'meooww' ... but Dad no falls fur it. He allus says, 'You already had yur stuff--I don' wanna heer no ...s*** !' (I fink its a word we issnt s'powsed to say.) I keep tryin', tho.
I feels lazy today. I fink I will go haz a nappy.
Talk to yous all laters, mai furriends.