Mom iss sad today. We iss trying to cheer her up. She gots a email dat said a good furiend of her and dads iss gonna move outta da state on account of he no can find a job here. An dat makes 2 of dere furiends dat hass moved outta da state.
Den she foun out dat a liddle girl in her karate class died of a asthma attack on Furriday, plus da lady dat works wid dem fell down on Furriday.
As if all dat wuzn't enuf, anodder good furiend of mom's iss in da hospidal wid sumpin called 'dubble noomonia'.
So mom iss furry sads today, an we iss having trubble makin her laff.