We haz jus learned a horrible trooth: our beans don't really know our real birfdays! We wuz lissinin to dem talkin, and it turns out, we all jus has what dey calls 'assined' birfdates. Mewf!
It seems our age on our gotcha days was jus calcoolated backards, to da month dey thot we wuz borned, and then we wuz assined a day in dat month.
Like me, da vet said I wuz 'about 8 months old' in my gotcha month of Febrooary, so they figgerd backards, and dat wood be June, so I was assined da same birfday as Dad.
Munchin (an Sootsie, when she wuz wif us) also had dere birfdays figgered dis way, so dey is assigned to April 15th. Sumpin about an easy date to remember, an makin sumpin nice fur dat date.
Tigger, I finks haz da same day as Munchie, an Patchy Cat, well she iss assined da same day as Mom and Dad's anneeversary, (whaddefur dat means)!
Do you finks we should give dem a poor purrformance reevew fur dat? Hmmm.... Seems kinda sneeky to me...how cum dey not know our real birfdays. What are we gonna tell all our odder kitty furriends? Dis iss a terribul discuvery!
I iss gonna go nappy an pout, now.