This iss da Jigsaw Puzzle speakin' here. ... I iss furry upsets agin. I wuz fixing to write up a big nice report and brag post for me to put up on Mondee, fur "Mancat Mondee," when I made anodder horrible discuvery!
I don know how to bring dis up, or even tells you, 'cept to just say it...
But--dis iss most embarrasin'--an I hates to even say it, but I realized dat my mancat parts is missin!! OMC!!
Now, how iss I spowsed to make a proud "Mancat Mondee" post??!!
I seems to haz to spend a lots of times pouting in my chair lately. Mew, mew, mew!