This iss da Jigsaw Puzzle speakin' here. ... I iss furry upsets agin. I wuz fixing to write up a big nice report and brag post for me to put up on Mondee, fur "Mancat Mondee," when I made anodder horrible discuvery!
I don know how to bring dis up, or even tells you, 'cept to just say it...
But--dis iss most embarrasin'--an I hates to even say it, but I realized dat my mancat parts is missin!! OMC!!
Now, how iss I spowsed to make a proud "Mancat Mondee" post??!!
I seems to haz to spend a lots of times pouting in my chair lately. Mew, mew, mew!
S...Jigsaw
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Dear Jigsaw,
I think your man parts being missing may have sumthing to do wif your name. At our house it's quite common to have take down a nice jigsaw (puzzle), play with it for days and just when you're almost finished discover missing pieices. Grandma always blames it on us young'ns cuz we never listen.
Our grandma, says if you remember back when you were a young thing, and your Momcat said, "now don't play wif dat, or it might fall off" you probably didn't listen to her and from da sound of things she probably was right.
Jigsaw, our mancat parts are gone too...but we still think we are manly mancats!!
Wally & Ernie
What manparts? Wait, lemme fink waaaaaaaay back. No, afore dat. Oh, ya, mine is goned, too. We's all better dat way cuz then we can has urges wif our sisfurs an not make more kittens. Cuz as wonnerful as kittens is (an Victor+Nina kittens would be xtra speshul) der is TOO MANY kittens already! Sorry, it's a worser truf than dat yur manparts is gone.
Come ofur to da M-Cat Club an I'll buy you a mancatly drink.
Purrs,
Victor
Wait...we're supposed to have other parts that make us mancats??
:o
Purrs and hugs,
Bugsy, Pixie and Ziggy
(and the girls of The Kitty Krew also send purrs and hugs)
Nah, you a mighty fine mancat, no matter what you're missing!
Jigsaw says:
Why, Fanks you, Inigo Flufflebum and d'Artagnan Rumblepurr. Dat wuz furry nice of you!
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