Heer it is a bran' noo year, and Munchkin iss up to her old tricks! Mom heered a funny crinkly noise, an went lookin. Der wuz Munchie in da hallway wif sum papers. She wuz puttin da bitey on dem, and carryin' dem all offur da howse.
Mom got closer, and found out Munchkin had raided da wastebasket, an tooken out 2 of da sticky papers da beans use to get our furz off their cloze. (We leaves dem nice sooveneers to remember us when dey leaves da howse, and dey brush dem all off! Mewf!)
Dat Munchie, she loves sticky papers. She allus gettin into da wastepaper lookin fur sticky or crinkly papers. Today, she hit da jackpot, an got 2 at oncet! Mai goodness, she iss a silly kitteh! Iss ok, tho, cuz she takes care of anodder problem us kittehs haz.
Mom no wants us to scratch on her furnichur, so she puts dis sticky tape stuffs all offur where we likes to scratch. Pretty soon, Munchie comes along, an licks off all da sticky parts, so it no sticks to our feets, an den we kin scratch all we wants! MOL (Mom iss not laffin!)
Munchkin iss our hero! ROFMMAO!