Well, Mai goodness! Dis time da Patchy-cat gotted herself in trubbles--an she made our dinner late! Mom an' Dad wuz takin' down all da decorashuns frum da holidays, an all of a sudden, Patches started runnin aroun da howse like a wild cat. It wuz not one of her seizures, not like dat at all.. but she was jus runnin effurywhere, all excited like, and crashin into da walls an stuff, and trippin da beans.
Finally, Mom hadda shut her up in da baffroom, so she wouldn't get hurt on sumpin, or make her or Dad fall an get hurt. Well, it wuz almos our dinner time when all dis happened, so when da beans got stuffs put away, an fixed their dinner, Mom went to da baffroom to get ours--cuz da only closet big enuf for our big bag of dry crunchies iz in da baffroom.
But, when Mom opened da baffroom door, she foun' out Patches had peed all offur da middle of da floor, and was still prancin' and pacin' around...rite thru her puddle! An she wuz slippin' an fallin in it, too! Ewww! So, Mom shut da door back up, an left Patches in der while she an Dad had their dinner. Then, Mom hadda put Patches into da tub an close da shower door while she cleaned up da floor.
You know what's comin' next, don' you? Yep. Patchy-cat got a baff! She wuz all wet an stinky, an Mom couldn't let her out to track around on da carpets. She no likes baffs...an she wuz growlin sumpin awful. But da beans finally got her pretty well dried off, and den we finally got to haff our dinner.
We iz gonna tell Patches what for later on when we gets her alone...probly after da beans go to bed an fall asleep. We iz gonna put da paw-slap on her!! She iz a bad kitteh!
Signed, Tigger and Munchkin