You know, we furgot to put out mom's purrformance reeveiw in November. We finks we goofed wif dat! Mom iss not doin' so good. She only lets us on the compooter late in da afternoon to write our bloggie, an iss so late, dat most furriends no sees it till da next day! Dat is furry bad! Minus 25 points!
An, she an dad haz been fallin' down on da job big time wif our treats! Sumpin about green papers, but dat sounds fishy, and we don't mean toona! Minus 5 points!
Jiggy pulled a good one to reevenge dat one, da odder day! Hee hee... mom passed out sum treats, and instead of eatin' dem, Jiggy pulled da blankie offur da top an buried his! MOL (I finks mebee dat's gonna backfire on him, tho.)
Oh, an I got skeered bad da odder day. I wuz trying to look out da winnow at da birdies, an I got attacked by da winnow cover! I don' know what happened, but I... well...when I went on da winnowsill, an all of a sudden, der wuz dis horrible rattle-clatter-whoosh-SNAP-BANG! noise. I fink I lost one of my lives, I wuz so skeert! Mom came in an made it worse by yellin' at me. She said, "Munchkin! What are yoo doin' wif da winnow shade??!!! You coulda broke it!" I ran an hid unner da edge of da bed! Oh, mai goodness! Mai poor little heart wuz beatin' so fast... Minus 100 points!
Signed, Munchkin...(still shakin' a little bit)