Saturday, February 27, 2010

Caturday Arguments

Well, well, mewf!  I wuz mindin' my own bizniss last nite, when Mom got home from goin' owt wif her dotters.  She got owt a toy, an Munchkin, as usual, wuz hoggin' it.  Well, I wuz just walkin' in da hall, takin' a stroll like I allus to, an out of nowhere, wif no warning at all, Munchie pownced at da toy, an she landed right on top of me!!  Nacherly, I screamed, cuz it skeered me, comin frum behind an all.

I wuz furry upset, and did not calm down at all until after mom put me safe unner da covers in her bed!  She had to give me extry pets an cuddles.  I wuz furry upset.  Dat Munchkin is a toy hog an a klutz and she no watches where she iz goin!  Iz not da first time she haz at least bumped into me.  I no likes.  Iz bad enuf I haz to take medicins dat makes me sleepy alla time, wifowt havin to put up wif dat kinda stuff.

Signed, Patches.


Now, Patches, you knows you iz allus walkin unnerfoot an trippin da beans, so I no wanna heerz about any 'not watchin where I iz goin!'  You just walks around in a haze an you no watch where you're goin!  Iz not my fawlt you wuz in da way of my game!


Signed, Munchkin


But Patches iz rite abowt you bein a toy hog!  I gits furry little play time, cuz you allus chase first, and scare me away frum da toyz.  Tigger runs off, too, an hides.  An you know what?  Mom caught you, Munchkin, doin' a furry notty fing.  She saw you in da litter box, liftin up yur butt and sprayin offur da top of da box!  You made a puddle on da floor, so iz not allus Patches doin dat, I finks!  Dat wuz not furry lady-cat-like, Munchie!  What will Inigo say???  Hmmm....  You iz allus tellin tales about effurrybuddy else.  You iz no angel!

Signed, Jigsaw Puzzle.

11 comments:

Inigo Flufflebum and d'Artagnan Rumblepurr said...

I think you were framed, bootiful Munchkin. It was an outside cat that LOOKED like you that did the naughty things, not my Munchy-Munchkins.

Jacqueline said...

We understand about the toy hog=Sukki is ours!!...Have a good weekend!...xo...Calle, Halle, Sukki

Kea said...

Hmm, we have stuff like that happening in our house too, 'cause Nicki likes to be "alpha" cat and we think he's full of it. Seems like Munchkin thinks she's boss of everything too!

Brian said...

I understand Patches, we have a toy hog here too, but I won't mention her name. I hope the rest of your weekend is calm and uneventful!

Furkidsmom said...

We're sorry you got so skeered by that toy. We have some "problem" toys here too.

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Noll's Nip said...

MOL...I think this post also should be put on The Naughty Kitty Club blog.

The Island Cats said...

Aw, poor Patches...just minding your own business when you're blindsided by a toy hog.... ;-)

Keiko and Luna T. Katt said...

MOL dis kitteah fight reminds me of our hooman-nephew and his sissyfur

Amy and The House of Cats said...

We love reading your blog so much - because you all remind us of us! You totally crack us up - we have a toy hog too! And he is clumsy and jumps on the rest of us sometimes too! We can totally sympathize!

meowmeowmans said...

Aw, sorry to hear that Munchkin was hogging the toy, and sorry you got scared, Patches! And thanks for "telling it like it is," Jigsaw Puzzle. :)

Gracie =^o.o^= said...

Working at the shelter today and have a question about your paper work. I need to know the name or names of the one/ones adopting. It is all of you at your place or just one? I don't want to make a mistake so I am checking.