Dis time, da Munchkin gotted cot in da act. Dad cot her drinkin owta hiz choklit milk glass! He put down hiz milk & went back to da kitchen fur his dinner plate, and when he got back, wuz like 5 sekkinds later, der wuz da Munchkin drinkin owta hiz glass!
Dad wuz furry mad at herz, an she iz still in da doghowse wif dad. Wuz no 'outside catz' heer. Jus da 4 of us. An, to make it worse, she spilled sum! I fink dat happened when dad yelled at herz, an she jumped down in a big hurry to go hide.
She spent da rest of da time da beans wer eatin hidin unner da table. (See, dey wuz eatin on da cowch, watchin' TV...like they allus do...so we no unnerstands da big deal abowt not gettin up on da table.)
(uh-oh.. no, dat wuz not me on da table yesturrdee makin traks..no, it wuz not...)