Thursday, March 11, 2010

NOT Nice!

Da beans were not nice to me last nite!  Furst, dey gotted me and clipped my clawz, den dey dumped me into da sink wif water, and gotted me all wet!  Dey added sham-poo too!  I wuz all soapy an wet and I no liked.  I tried furry hard to hide, but I finks da beans know all my hidey-spots.  Mewf!!  Hisss...Mrowl!

As if dat wuz not bad enuf, I heered da Tigger laffin at me frum da odder room.  I fink da Munchkin wuz snickerin' at me, too! 

I thot I wuz gonna drown!  I no likes being all wet!  Kin you drowns frum your furz gettin all soggy?  I fink my furz holds a lot of water, cuz da beans had to use 2 of da big towels to dry me off.  I still wuz not furry dry, so mom put a towel up on da top shelf of da kitty tree where I likes to rest.  It is rite unnerneath of dat heater vent, so at least she tried to be nice to me afterwards.  But why did dey haz to get me wet in da furst place?!

After I groomed myself dry an sat unner da heat fur a while, I went an found Dad, and he had da brush.  So I let him brush me to let him know I iz still hiz boy.  (Don't spread it around, but I ackchooly likes bein' brushed.) 

I guess dey wuz not mad at me, cuz I still got to sleep on da pillows wif dem, so I don't know why I wuz punished wif a baff.  I don't fink I did anything dat bad.  I no likes baffs!  Kin sumone purrlease help me fix up a 'no baff zone' sign dat I kin wear?  Fanks you!

Signed, Jigsaw Puzzle

7 comments:

The Creek Cats said...

Oh no, poor Jigsaw! So sorry you were subjected to a baff tonight! We no likey baffs either! Well, except for Saylor, she likes baffs, but she's silly!

Tuck said...

That is horrible!! Did you make them bleed? I always makes my humans pay whenever they give me a bath...

TK said...

Awww Jiggy I is so sorry you has to get a bath. That is the worstest. But getting brushings is grate in my book too, so it not makes you unmancatly!
I hopes you recovers soon.
TK

Inigo Flufflebum and d'Artagnan Rumblepurr said...

This bath thing sounds HORRIBLE!! We like the brushies too, but I don't think we'd like 'bath'.

The Island Cats said...

Aw, Jigsaw...we're sorry to hear you hadta have a bath...that sounds like no fun at all!

Jacqueline said...

Sorry about the bath, Jigsaw, it sounds just awful...We love to be brushed though, that sounds very nice...xo...Calle, Halle, Sukki

Amy and The House of Cats said...

Hi Jigsaw - we hijacked mom's computer and made you a sign - we had to email it to your mom's email so try to get in there and get it before she sees it. Two of us have had baths so we know how bad it is!

Good Luck!

Kirzon, Lola, Barney and Virgil (no mom's this time!)