Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Wordy Wensdee

Hai, Furriends,

   We haz been off da bloggie for a bit while mom tweaked sum stuff.  We finks it iz all workin' now, but she still iz lookin fur summore fun stuffs fur dat page.

   Today, she played a furry dirty trick on me.  She wuz fixing her and Dad sammiches, and she had da cheeez owt.  Well, you knows we kittehs love cheeez, and yous also knows da rulez abowt food left all alone.

   Well, mom went owt to bring dad his sammich, and I thot I would snag a piece of cheeez. Pttoooey!  Terrible!  Mom had sum awful cheeez wif hot pepper stuffs inside!  I wuz furry disappointed.  Nacherly, I jumped rite down an mom thot I wuz innocent when she came back in da howse.

   Kin I effur trust cheeez agin?  Meowf!


  Next, I heerd mom an dad talkin, and dey picked up Jiggy, an said, 'peewie, he iz stinky agin.'  We don't know why he gits stinky.  We no goes owtside, an he had his hoo-ha-ectomy a long time ago.  But, I iz gonna hide, so da beans don't get any ideas later, cuz dey said Jiggy iz gonna get a baff.  MOL.  I iz gonna hide and laff.

  Signed, Tigger

P.S.  don't you finks dis type color matches my furz just purrfectly?  MOL

7 comments:

Amy and The House of Cats said...

Oh poor Jiggy - a bath sounds awful! Lola and Kirzon have both had them and the stories we have heard are just awful!

And we have had that same cheese problem - what are they thinking putting hot stuff in cheese!

And we like how the blog is looking - the color does match your furs very nicely!

Jacqueline said...

Poor Jiggy=we've never had a bath but we hear it's just terrible!!...Sniff the cheese before you eat it next time, Tigger; we bet your mouth is still burning=drink lots of water when that happens!...xo...Calle, Halle, Sukki

Maggie May said...

Hide, Jiggy!!! If they can't find you, they can't bathe you!

Sorry about that tricky cheese!

Tuck said...

Hide!!! Don't let them find you...bathes are terrible things!

Wally Ernie Zoey said...

We're sorry the cheese was no good...but don't give up on cheese...it can't all have hot peppers in it!

And we're sorry poor Jiggy needs a bath...baths are no fun!

meowmeowmans said...

Run, Jiggy, run!

TK said...

Is a very rotten trick to pull on a kitty, who puts the veg-a-tables in a purrfectly good chunk of cheese? But you can't gives up on the cheese, the cheese not gives up on you!
Has fun laffing at poor Jiggy.
TK