But in da meantime, looky at what haz arrived: Our memorial Angel VSquillion "Soot" in memory of our sisfur, Soot. We wants to give lots of purrs an headbutts to Gracie fur da furry nice job on dat, and it came qwickly, too. Fanks yoo! Fur today, or until we makes anodder post, you kin see it eggzackly to da left of dis furry pary-graf.
We had sum furry skeery weather heer yestidee. It made big flashy-stuff--way bigger dan mom's flashy box, an den der wuz all kinds of rumblin and roarin goin on. We thot der must be a lion or two on da loose in our yard!
We didn't know where to go to hide...no matter where we wuz, it wuz loud and skeery. An then the rain started turnin into liddle white ballz, an dat added effen more noise! Dey got all piled up on da porch and da roof and da beans' cars. Mom seemed to fink it wuz fun, and ran around takin pickchurs wif her flashy-box.
Heer dey are:
WE no liked dis at all. It wuz furry skeery. We do not unnerstand why mom wuz haffing funz wif it! Mewf!!
Signed, Jigsaw Puzzle, Esqwire (sumone said if I put dat 'esqwire' thingee aftur my name, it would make me sound furry impawtent. What do yous finks?)