Avast! Mews to repurrt!
- Munchkin haz been threatened wif bein locked in da brig fur powncin on Mom & Dad while dey wuz still in their bunks! Da sun wuz not offur da yardarm yet!
- Jigsaw haz bin told he will be keel-hawled iffen he don't stop hissin' at Munchkin and powncin on da Tigger!
- Patches iz gonna find herself stowed away in a room-size litter box, iffen she don't learn to get IN da box to use it! Only face over da box duz not cownt!
- Tigger iz a furry good kitteh, an keeps time fur da beans by meowin' owt da day of da week so we no misses our on our treat rations!
- In spite of being a scalawag rascal notty kitteh wif da litterbox, Patches got a ration of ice cream fur her purrthday yestidee! Da rest of us wuz not told, and we found owt afturrwards. We finks we should make da beans walk da plank fur dat!
Scrawled by Tigger