Thursday, January 9, 2014

What An Insult!

Deer Furriends!

Dis is Tigger, and I is taking offur blogging dooties frum Jigsaw today, cuz he dun fell over frum shock when he read dis notice we found posted today.

We got to da kitchin, and der, on da fridge, wuz dis note:

Rules for the Cats:

  1.  The hallway is not a race track!
  2.  Your sister is not a punching bag; do not bop her on the head.
  3.  There is nothing in the closet that concerns cats.
  4.  The sound of shoelaces being tied is not a call to action!
  5.  The water bowl is not a washing basin for toys.
  6.  The couch is not your scratching post.
  7.  Two O’clock in the morning is not playtime!
  8.  Human food, not cat food is kept in the refrigerator; keep your noses out!
  9.  Pillows are for human heads, not cat butts.
  10. Pens, pencils and electrical cords are not for chewing.
We wuz incensed!  How dare da hoomans make up such roolz fur us, after all we haz done in bein' der, and taking care wif purr songs and all.

What does you finks?  Should we haz a hunger strike?  A mutiny?  Excape owtside?


Karen Jo said...

Those rules are silly. Any self-respecting cat would just ignore them. I vote for a mutiny.


The Island Cats said...

Well, you know what we say...rules are made to be broken!

meowmeowmans said...

Those are some crazy rules, if you ask us! Mutiny sounds like a good plan. :)

Alasandra, The Cats and Dogs said...

Happy Birthday Tigger & Munchkin!!!!!

You should of course ignore those insults, rules are not for cats. A mutiny is called for especially as it looks like the human forgot something important. Make the human BEG for your forgiveness.

Nerissa said...


I'd be incensed, too. Plus, not a single one of those rules even makes sense.


Jans Funny Farm said...

Happy Birthday, Tigger & Munchkin.

Marilynn said...

We love your rules! We don't obey rules around here, but we love 'em anyway!!

Happy HAPPY Birthday to Tigger and Munchkin!!

Birthdays and gotcha days ... best days of all!

Marilynn, Grace & Company

meowmeowmans said...

Happy birthday, Tigger and Munchkin!

Team Tabby said...

Did we hear there was birthdays?

Happy birthday to Tigger & Munchkin


Liz Elias said...

Thanks, all for your comments..the humans have been duly punished and have fallen back into line.
Signed, Jigsaw Puzzle, Esq.